Bang Tang Girls

Imagine this: I was sitting and thinking at how BTS™ female alter egos will be, then I came up with the scene and the plot at how to display their female alter egos. Journey with me as I write about the troubles, beginnings and lives of the Bang Tang Girls a.k.a BTS™ female alter egos.

SCENE: The seven girls are starring at the massive mansion in front of them, they cannot believe this will be their dormitory. MinMin (a.k.a Sugha Bits), Joonie, Jinnie, Giminie, Young Cookie (with a K), Taymei, Seolbi, were seven handpicked girls by the school principal, for their various talents of course. They entered the massive door and the dormitory’s connoisseurs were awaiting in a perfect assemble.

MALE CONNOISSUER

Welcome Mademoiselles

SEVEN GIRLS

ello!

(half-heartedly and with shock in their voices)

MALE CONNESSUIRE

My name is Sir Bieber

The girls didn’t want to laugh, except for Seolbi who flat out laughed and started to look around and abruptly stopped when Joonie gave her a nasty stare.

MR. BIEBER

Yes, that is my name. You are welcomed to your dormitory. As now you have realised, you were picked by our gracious principal- may his soul be blessed. I will further explain how the living arrangements will be: You each have your own showers you will see they are on the left of the mansion, you will each have your own dressing rooms also on the left side of the mansion, the kitchen and the resting areas are located on this ground floor we are standing at, and finally, you will be sharing an open and massive bedroom on the right side of the mansion.

Before he could say anything more the girls started to talk all at once,

JINNIE

OMG! I am not sharing a room with these ugly grannies!

JOONIE

OMG, I bet you are the oldest one here!

Jinnie gave Joonie a nasty and surprised look all in one.

YOUNG COOKIE

How is this possible? How an I going to do my squats whilst eating in front of these people?

(with shock in her eyes)

TAYMEI

My mom will definitely hear of this!

(melancholy looking away)

MINMIN

Are the beds comfortable? this face needs a beauty rest, and also my body!

(starring darkly to the Connoisseurs)

GIMINIE

Oh my, this will be exciting, like a slumber party that lasts over a semester!

(smiling at everyone)

SEOLBI

Dips on the bed that is near the window, I wanna wake up to birds singing and sing with then, we will be great friends!

(whilst running to the bedroom)

Everyone stopped talking and they all looked at Seolbi who disappeared in the bedroom whilst screaming happily. They looked at each other and the race begun to reach the bedroom first.

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INT. THE BEDROOM. The girls were not happy about the bedding arrangement. Joonie’s face was covered with lipstick smudge, whilst she was fighting with Jinnie, Jinnie realised she was not going to win so she opted to kiss her all over her face, which left Joonie shook and unable to pick the bed she wanted. Jinnie was also upset whilst looking at Taymei who was pleased on her bed, and gently unpacking her expensive skirts. Jinnie was happy with her bed until Teymei who was coolly looking out of the window suddenly said,

TEYMEI

A beautiful woman is walking through the gate!

(she pointed at the gate)

Unable to contain her curiosity Jinnie ran to the window. Teimei had removed Jinnie’s bags off the bed and set hers. Whilst the fighting was ongoing MinMin set her bag on the available bed which Young Cookie had picked but she decided to do her squats first before she set her bags, to see whether she could go lower than the bed. She was heavily disappointed.

YOUNG COOKIE

Hey you!

(she said to Taymei)

TAYMEI

What!?

YOUNG COOKIE

Do you want to switch with me?

TEYMEI

What are you going to offer me?

YOUNG COOKIE

I have a lot of boys on my cellphone, I’ll give you their numbers

(smiling brightly)

TAYMEI

Ok!

Taymei gladly took her perfectly folded skirts and bag to another vacant bed by the end of the room. Joonie also lazily took her bags to the vacant bed by the end of the room and slumped on the bed.

INT. THE BEDROOM – AN HOUR LATER. MinMin was sleeping, closely hugging her pink kitty with an eye mask decorated with kisses on it. Taymei was vigorously posting Snapbacks on her phone; Jinnie was admiring herself in her handheld mirror busily pouting; Cookie was skipping an invisible rope talking about having a great and strong body; Joonie was angrily starring at Jinnie and making thoughts of how to get her back; Seolbi was imitating Yooboob videos; and Giminie was sitting on the floor playing chess against herself, smiling at herself for making a good chess move. Abruptly a hoarse voice started speaking on the intercom.

MR. BIEBER

Good evening Mademoiselles. Just for announcement: you need to come to the meeting area to discuss the house rules and related matters, please be down in fifteen minutes and later dinner will be served.

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EXT. THE MEETING AREA. All the girls where sitting on the floor in a circle. They were getting impatient and awaiting Mr. Bieber who seemed to not show up.

JOONIE

Yah! Where is he?

GIMINIE

I bet he’s busy, maybe baking cookies for us

(smiling widely)

Everyone ignored Joonie and Giminie

JOONIE

Okay, since there is a pen and a paper on the floor I guess we have to do this by ourselves

(picking the pen and paper)

JINNIE

Whoa, whoa, whoa! And who made you leader? I am the eldest and the most beautiful out of all of you, so it is only befitting that I assign myself scribbler

JOONIE

Nobody says scribbler anymore. FYI, they are called Executive Secretariat

JINNIE

FBYGZA, I will write!

(taking the paper and pen from Joonie)

So! The first rule I suggest is that: No beauty contest, because we all know that Jinnie is going to win!

(she felt good about herself)

Taymei took the paper from her and gave it to Joonie,

TAYMEI

Joonie will write, and everybody must participate.

(looking away like a world class president)

GIMINIE

Oh my, are you ok Jinnie? We can share the cookies together!

(being comforting)

Since we all know Jinnie’s name, my name is Giminie, jinx! (looking at Jinnie), our names sound the same

(still smiling)

MINMIN

I am Minmin a.k.a gang name Sugha Bits

Silence and horror on everyone’s face,

GIMINIE

OH REALLY!? Which gang? I hope you are talking about us

(happily smiling)

MINMIN

No! my street gang!

No one said anything, they all awkwardly laughed,

JOONIE

Well I am Joonie, and I am happy to…

TAYMEI

… well I know you, your bag tags had your name in bold letters on them, I am Taymei by the way.

(looking comfortably)

YOUNG COOKIE

I am Young Cookie with a K, but I write it with a C, cause I want to confuse the enemy, but you can also call me Cookie.

SEOLBI

HEY EVERYBODY! (waving at everyone energetically), my name is Seolbi, but my fans call me Sobi, Seolbi-Sobi, they rhyme right?

MINMIN

Wait! What fans?

(looking at her darkly)

SEOLBI

We will just leave it at that

(trying to hide her embarrassment)

Awkward silence,

JOONIE

… So, since we introduced ourselves. I guess we have to accept that we are special individuals people chosen to live together, and since we have a task at hand, I think we should all one by one decide on the house rules so we will start with Seolbi, you go first.

SEOLBI

Mchms! Why me?

(her voice squawking)

JOONIE

Okay what about SB, Sugha Bits!?

MinMin looked at her darkly,

JOONIE

Okay I will start first.

JINNIE

No ways, who appointed you first speaker?

(pouting)

COOKIE

I think, I don’t know, but let’s play a game for it. Maybe the one who can do the most squats!?

TAYMEI

Rock-paper-scissor is better!

(she said quickly)

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INT. THE MEETING AREA – FIVE MINUTES LATER. Everyone was looking at Seolbi waiting for her to start talking. Seolbi lost dismally at rock-paper-scissor.

SEOLBI

Well I suggest that no noise…

(stopping midway)

I suggest that no changing beds!

(laughing awkwardly)

JOONIE

Well, we will put it under consideration

MINMIN

I think we should not share each other’s razors

JOONIE

Ah yes! No sharing of bathroom necessities

She wrote on the wall because the paper had so many suggestions that it was filled out and scratched out because Seolbi could not decide which rule they should write down

TAYMEI

I suggest no stealing of each other’s clothes – I have expensive things!

JOONIE

Right! Keep your hands to yourself, No theft! That is a good one Taymei. Any other rule?

Jinnie raised her hand,

JINNIE

Everyone has to laugh at my jokes, I am funny as well as beautiful. Listen to this: What did the wall say to another wall?

GIMINIE

Ah, I don’t know, what?

JINNIE

We’ll meet at the corner![1]

(laughing hysterically)

I have another one! Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

(looking at all the members for an answer)

GIMINIE

Oh, please tell us!

(her face brightening)

JINNIE

Cus she ran away from the ball!

Jinnie, Giminie were laughing, Jinnie a little bit harder. Joonie contained her straight face, she still hated Jinnie. Seolbi wasn’t sure whether she should laugh, Taymei retained her straight face and rolled her eyes at the sight of Jinnie laughing. Young Cookie didn’t get either of the jokes, so she smiled to retain face.

MINMIN

PLEASE STOP!

(looking tired from the jokes)

Can we go and sleep now!?

Before she could stand up a voice started speaking on the intercom,

MR BIEBER

Good evening Mademoiselles your dinner will be served in the dining area, please head there.

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EXT. DINNNING HALL. The girls were seated around the large square dining table. Various appetising food filled the table, Jinnie has started cutting the fat chicken leg,

GIMINIE

Should we pray?

Jinnie stopped halfway, and everyone went silent,

TAYMEI

I am Buddhist, we don’t pray

JOONIE

Can you pray Giminie?

GIMINIE

Of course, food should be thanked before they get shredded by our stomachs. Everybody close your eyes and bow your heads: Dear the man above, I would like to thank you for this opportunity to be here and to start school with new friends and roommates, to live in this grand house, I would like to thank for the principal choosing me for an opportunity to start school, I will do my best and give us strength to all do our best, to not litter, or harm the small animals, to be friends forever…

JOONIE

AMEN!AMEN!

By the time Giminie was done, Jinnie had already filled her mouth with the chicken leg, Seolbi had one eye open, Taymei never closed her eyes, Young Cookie was starring blankly at the praying Giminie, and Min-Min was shaking her head at the spectacle.

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INT. BATHROOM – NIGHT. The girls were at an open bathroom, which had individual and enclosed showers. The girls all starred at each other not moving. MinMin entered the bathroom, and took-off all her clothes grabbed the towel and went straight to her shower, revealing a perfect perched small butt. Jinnie marvelled at the butt, Taymei dropped her jaw, Joonie looked away in horror, Young Cookie froze, Seolbi made a schreeching sound and hid behind Taymei, and Giminie closed her eyes with her hands but peeking in-between her fingers.

JOONIE

I mean how can people be indecent?

MINMIN

What areyou all going to there! Stand and look at each other all night!?

GIMINIE

I think we should play rock-paper-scissors to see whpis supposed to take off her clothes first?

Seolbi challenged Giminie, in which she won. Giminie took off her clothes uncomfortable, reaving a very beautiful body, no one coudbelieve their eye,

JOONIE

It is fine I will shower when everyone is done

(she said leaving the bathroom)

Young Cookie stepped up and took off her clothes, she starred proudly at the other girls,

COOKIE

See! Nothing will happen

(taking a towel and going to her enclosed shower)

Whilst everyone was marvelling at Giminie, Jinnie had already taken her clothes and quickly slipped in her enclosed shower without anyone noticing. Taymei and Seolbi were left starring at each other, they both looked away and undressed, they made a telepathic swear not to peek at each other, but Seolbi could not help it, laughing,

SEOLBI

Woah Taymei, your ass is invisible, but your boobs are perfectly perched, nicey!

(holding an ok hand sign)

Taymei rolled her eyes and ran to her enclosed shower.

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EXT. THE BEDROOM. The girls were already preparing to sleep, and Minmin was long asleep, the girls looked at her for the longest time as she was now not clutching her pink cushion kitty, but she was faced up, still and clutching her hands.

TAYMEI

She sleeps like a vampire

SEOLBI

Do you think she will bite us at night?

(with shock in her voice)

TAYMEI

I don’t know, maybe you should put your hand near her mouth and see whether it will be bitten off

Seolbi gave Taymei are-you-crazy look, and quickly clutched her hand,

GIMINIE

She is actually cute!

(overlooking her)

JINNIE

Giminie don’t lie, how can she be cute?

(shaking her head and moving to her bed)

JOONIE

Guys don’t you think we should sleep and you should let Minmin sleep in peace?

(getting into her bed)

They all sulkily went to their beds, a voice in the intercom made them quiet,

MR BIEBER

Mademoiselles, have a good night and good luck for tomorrow for you start of term, now lights out!

The lights went out by themselves and the girls were tucked in their beds, silently … a fart went out, the girls cried out.

JINNIE

Now that is a beautiful fart noise here, am I not amazing

JOONIE

Oh you are just disgusting Jinnie!

Everyone flapping their blanket, Minmin was long gone she was unbothered.

JINNIE

Do you all wanna hear a joke?

(whilst laughing)

THE GIRLS

No!

(they said together)

JINNIE

Okay fine I’ll tell you tomorrow, goodnight!

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EXT. THE BIG BIG SCHOOL FOR GIRLS – MORNING. The girls looked at the big and traditional building in front of them, they admired at the beauty of the building in disbelief. A voice spoke on the microphone,

LADY 1

Good morning Big stars – emphasise on the big. Welcome to Big Big School for Girls, all you seven beautiful and talented ladies standing by the gate please come to the principal’s office, now!

They were all surprise and they rushed to the office.

INT. THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE – SECOND FLOOR. The girls stood in a perfect assemble, they beautifully wore their pink and turquoise sailor uniform. A heavily and big nosed man turned his chair for a dramatic reveal,

BIG BANG PHD

Welcome! I am your principal Mr/Sir/Dr Big Bang PHD, I see a future in you, I believe in myself and ability to spot talent and beauty (looking at Jinnie- who was self praising with a smirk on her face), I have chosen all of you for your talents and beauty (still looking at Jinnie). So, you will undergo a very intense education, where you would be moulded and turned into big stars the world has ever seen, you are from now on a force to be reckoned with! Your time is now!

(he said laughing and turning his chair to still maintain a dramatic effect)

The girls were ushered to their first class,

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INT. ART CLASS SECOND FLOOR- MID-MORNING. The girls entered the class and perfectly assembled seven chairs with their names on. The girls sat and waited. A mysterious man entered the classroom, they all stood up.

JOHN PIE

Hello-

(in a grace voice)

Welcome to art class, where I will bring out your artistic side and you will all leave this class today being artistically talented individuals. You! (pointing at Minmin), I will mould you into a hobo artist. You! With a perfectly created face, I will make you into a beautiful sculpture. You! (pointing at Joonie) I will turn you into a leading artist. You! (pointing at Young Cookie), I will create you into a strong art maker. You! The one with poker face, I have plans for you. You! The sweet looking girl, you just ooze art, theres nothing to teach you. And you! (pointing at Seolbi), I will have to take my time with you, we will see.

(clasping his hands)

Now! I will demonstrate our lesson

He dramatically took a blank canvas and a painting tray laid on the desk, he started making messy lines and within few minutes it was a picture of Jinnie, they all came closer,

JINNIE

Whoa! I am such a beautiful creature. Everybody that’s me!

(she royally waved her hand)

Joonie and Taymei rolled their eyes.

JOHN PIE

Now, put these traditional desks away from me! And pull in your tall chairs and canvas. I want you to each draw yourselves, beautifully, now start!

(waving his hands like a magic trick)

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[1] From: gdragon.babe (Instagram)